help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

we're having a competition at church foe a mother's day tea . the contest is the best set table and ladie's hat. i have no "social skills" give me so site's about "how to" i need to know how to set a table (8 place setting) center piece linen tablecloths, and flatware,etc. help, help, help,help, me please........... (whaa, whaa, whaa......!).

Ok. Don't panick. Put down the linen cloth evenly around the sides. For the place setting remember BMW bread meal water. Take your place mat put the main plate in the middle. To the top left put your bread plate and small butter knife (this one is smaller than a regular one and is off set) but the knife is optional. Since it is a mothers day tea party get a matching tea cup and saucer and put it to the top right. on top of in front of that put the tea spoon with the dipped part facing the right. Get some nice cloth napkins and fold it hot dog style. put it right next to the plate on the right side. Take your big butter knife and place it down with the sharp part of the blade facing inward. the big spoon to the right of that. then on the left side of the plate put a salad (which is a long skinny one) and a regular fork (a short fat one) For the center piece get a big white vace and put some flowers that match the ones on your plated and if your paltes don't have flowers on them you'll have to ask someones advice.

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